I was just out of college and staying at a Y in a major Canadian city. The guy next door me — a kinda cute little Mexican guy — was drunk enough that he could still stand but clearly inebriated and feeling no pain. Only thinking back about it years later did I realize that no matter how straight he was I could have most likely gotten the two of to share at least a handjob maybe even to swap head. I was too innocent and moral for my own good back then.